Kev's Super Happy Travel Blog

I'll be leaving America tomorrow to head over to sunny Peru. So here are a few more phrases I've overheard; I imagine the number of phrases I overhear and understand will soon decrease as I can't speak Spanish...

• "Dude it looks like that evil slime from Ghostbusters!"
  
• "Awww, I really like my tight little hole."
  
• "What sex is Scooby Doo?"
  "Male."
  "And Scrappy Doo?"
  "Male."
  "But surely they're both androgenous?"
  "Yeah, but they're not gonna draw a large pink cartoon schlong on them are they?"